Monday, September 27, 2010

Vol 87

It's my twins birthday!
And it's Ms. Allisons birthday.

T__T. I'm 22 now. It just gets older doesn't it.
It doesn't get younger.
Sooner then later, the little things that I am still able to get away won't pass anymore.

You might not notice because this entry is titled "Vol 87," but this is all my 100th post.
YAY for two reasons.

Now I'll go crawl into bed.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Vol 86

Okay, so I had a hairtastrophe last night.

Multimedia MessaI relaxed my hair and the dye stripped, leaving me with the image of an Oompa Loompa.
Basically, my hair turned green.
You should know that didn't fly well.
I had a hair appointment today anyway, so I didn't stress it too much.
But it was way to hot for that baseball cap I was forced to where.
The stylish did a wonderful job cutting my hair the way I wanted it, especially my bangs, as well as covering the green with a black color.
So yes, you can bet your money that I have been walking around swishing my short bob with the Yoochun Mirotic bangs all day.
I paid $125 for this style, $70 of that being just the color treatment.
They gave me some sample shampoo and conditioner to test, and if they work well on my hair, I'll buy them next time.

In other news, my birthday is Monday.
I had a meeting with my advisor at school today, and he's basically trying to convince me to switch my major once more, but this time to something I love.
The Arts.
Dance, Theater, Foreign Language, or English/Creative Writing.
This has been a confliction of mine for my entire college career.
It doesn't help matters.

Anway, what do you think of the hair?

Monday, September 20, 2010

Vol 85

Wha-wha-wha-wha-WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Vol 84

Previously, on TBT:

After weeks of reuniting, Hayden and Laney finally go on there first date to a cook class.
Hayden shower Laney will powdered sugar, which ultimately leads to a food fight and reprimanding from the instructor.

Afterward, we find our couple at the ESPNZone, where they compete against one another. Our couple also shares there first kiss. *Aw snap!*

Next time on TBT:

Hayden goes to his mother's house to pick up his son, Laney in toll.

Upon seeing Laney, Jaylen latches on her, as if it was his natural born right. Jade stares speechless.

How will Jade respond to this woman who has randomly entered her son and grandsons life?

Find out in the next episodes of The Boy's Toy.

(I think this is by far the greatest entry I've ever done.)

Monday, September 13, 2010

Vol 83

Just got finished chatting with this darling lady and a few other authors.
Now I know there will one day, hopefully, be a book 3 for the Extraordinary Girl series.
Hopefully it won't take 4 years.

Going to do homework now.
I was sick all weekend, and besides going to work, the only thing I did was sleep.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Vol 82

If you have not seen The Other Guys yet; go see it.
If you are not a fan of Will Ferrell; suck bricks.
That movie is freaking hilarious.
I haven't laughed that hard or long in a while.
There's no point of me telling anyone what the movie is about.
The fact that it stars Will Ferrell should be enough to tell you it's something silly.
Besides, there are a ton of trailer videos for you to find.
All I have to say is, Aim for the bushes and pimps don't cry.

Monday, September 6, 2010

Vol 81

So Layden has reached the 100 page mark.
This is only the second to reach the 100 page mark.
And boy is it killing the Almighty One.
I'm such a bastard, prolonging all the good stuff.

Bah! I need to go finish my homework.
This weekend didn't allow me time to complete anything.

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Vol 80

During one of my random google searches, I stumbled across this button.
It made me laugh.
It's funny, but then I stopped to think, is there anything I feel guilty about?
Is there anything I should feel guilty about?
I couldn't really think of much, but I do have a bad habit of saying things that shouldn't be said in certain places.
I guess that's a guilt I feel.
Sometimes I should just...shhhh. Zip it.
I guess I'm just use to saying whatever I think where ever I am.
So, if I've said something that shouldn't have been said and someone was offended by it...Sorry.
But, this is who I am.

What about you?
Got Guilt?

Vol 79

Titanic just went off.
I always liked this least from the scene where the iceberg hits.
But as a girl I have to the right to say, "Oh Jack!"
But as me, I have the right to finish that sentence like, "You dumb ass!"

Every girl wants a Jack...when she's on a boat.
Just in case the ship sinks, you have some dingy love stricken fool who will do everything to make sure you survive.
I always said I would never go on a cruise unless there was a Jack.
My family is going on another cruise summer 2012.
I'm not sure if I'm going because I have other things I might be involved in at that time, but if I do ago, I need my own Jack.

Rosa was such a selfish prick.
She could have shared that wooden plank with him.
There was a way to get him on there.
But noooo, she let him stay in the cold ass Atlantic ocean water were he died from hypothermia.

Poor Jack, that idiot.

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Vol 78

So I went to my friends wedding today.
For those of you who no nothing of black people, if you only take one thing away from me, make it this: Black People Are Never On Time!

The wedding started a little late, people are never on time.

Anyway, while sitting there I came to the conclusion that when I get married I might actually turn into a bridezilla.
A real monster I shall become!
You have been warned.
But don't worry, it won't be that bad.
I'm not planning it.
My (fake) wife, Shama, wants to plan my wedding.
Now I can really see her turning into a raging ball of short Pakistani fire if something goes wrong.
Again, you have been warned.

People asked what I wore, that was it.
---The stance in the middle picture is awkward.